Who will win the chance to play with the coveted Golden Remote this week? That’s the question on everyone’s mind these days at the office. Friday is quickly approaching and anticipation is building as everyone wonders whether or not Zachary Allatt, two-time champion and sole user of the Golden Remote to date, will be dethroned this week once and for all.

As you can see, the competition has made it to the office walls. This is serious folks. Not only will the winner be metaphorically crowned and will gain ownership of the Golden Remote for an entire week, but they will also have their name written in big letters and decorated by a crown and stars. Their victory will be flaunted in the shameful faces of the office losers, and will be present to humiliate these pitiful beings every single day until next Friday rolls around and hope can be restored. To win, dear friends and fellow FIFA fans, is a symbol of greatness and glory.

Stay tuned for updates… Tomorrow the winner will be announced.